A Futanari SPAT in my MOUTH!

If the loneliness wasn't enough to keep you up at night, the coffee sure didn't help. Feeling the effects of a full moon, you go out seeking adventure or pizza.

Pizza seemed like a bad idea so you ended up at a bar. A single patron occupied the fine establishment, and as luck would have it, she was reluctant for some company. After hitting it off you hop onto the back of her Harley and speed off into the night.

Hindsight is 20/20. 😉