その恋は絶対叶わない

My childhood friend is gay. It seems that buff guys are his type.
I, on the other hand, like pretty boys with slender bodies. He and I will probably never understand each other.
......Well, it doesn't matter. The scary part is that the guy he likes is my older brother. Give me a break. Every day, he comes to my room asking for love advice. Seriously, make it stop!! This is so dumb... It's not like this love will ever bear fruit.