Furry Shakespeare: Love's Lizards Lost

The young king of Navarre has declared a three year study of Castle Dragongate, an ancient keep of unknown origin. He wishes to uncover its secrets, which have been fabled to link back to the beginning of time.

Something like that, at least. It sounds like an awesome spring break for you and the rest of the king's entourage. There's no possible way that you'll stumble on to a conflict that is in dire need of resolution. Hey! The young queen of France is here with HER entourage! That's going to lead to some sexy hijinks, right? I can already feel the existential dread of what may be lurking within those ancient ruins fading away!