What Do You Do When You Ask Four People Out and They All Say Yes?

Hello... I am the DM... the Dating Master! Today, I have a special assignment for you: to date four cuties from across the 3HG Multiverse... at once! I would do it myself, but... well... anyway, it's all up to you! These four are pretty different from one another: one's a mage, another's an ancient warrior, one's an actual bear, and the last one... is very green...

Huh? You don't understand how you can date four people at once? Oh, don't be so scared. I'll just create multiple astral projections of you! Just don't let them meet. Bad things will happen if they meet...