爆乳熟女に盗まれた僕

I, Yuuta Satou, am a pretty keep-to-myself high school student.
I like reading. I'm an honors student. But I recently screwed up my life.
Out of sheer boredom I tried to steal from the drug store.

I almost succeeded but a long-haired lady caught me at the exit.
She, Mayuka Nakamura, must have been some sort of anti-theft customer or something. She hauled me back in for questioning.