Stepford

Is it still narcissism if you've really got the goods? Well... Yes. Yes, it is. Stepford is the most accomplished competitor in the house. If there's a trophy awarded for it, Stepford has probably got one or two of them lying around. He's placed first in Pickle Jam Lid Removing, Cross-Room Trashcan Toss, Desk Drawer Organizing, and even Competitive Objectification. He's nice and shiny! Well. Fairly shiny. Likes: Being 1st Dislikes: Being 2nd [From the in-game Date-a-dex]