I, Ronaldini

A magician who's somewhat old-hat. His simple magic show has been forgotten by time, which he is unsubtly bitter about. He insists his magic shows are "exclusive" for "those in the know", but in truth he just doesn't have an audience. He longs for the days where he felt useful and loved, but simultaneously hides behind an exclusive tiny door so almost nobody knows his shows even exist. A paradoxical appliance. [From the in-game Date-a-dex]