Swifer Eggmop

Introduced in The Homestuck Epilogues, Swifer Eggmop is Kanaya's assistant in the brooding caverns. In the Candy timeline, she joins Karkat's rebellion. The Meat version of her makes an appearance in the bonus scenario "Catnapped," where due to Kanaya's unexpected off-planet road trip she has been nominated as acting Matriarch. She has been described as "a big gay slut" by her moirail.