Joseph Christiansen

Likes: Baking with the kids Extensive knowledge of knot tying Doing kickflips Dislikes: Lost salt shakers When dads don't get along When people think that crocs are acceptable boat shoes It is revealed in the secret ending that Joseph is the cause for all the dads in the cul-de-sac being single by him sacrificing their spouses. It is implied that Joseph is not from this world.